Do you know what message they try to tell you?

This is what will be happened if you leave her without informing them that you're on vacation. Learn from it guys!



p/s: trust me, I always do this to everyone...LOL!~

Before you read down , I wanna warn you that you must have a sense of humor to read this joke. this is not I create, its forward by someone to my email and I sharing it with you guys.

1. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant !! Which Male pencil is responsible? THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.

Sia ada satu story mo serita sikit sama kamurang dari kawan sia si G-me (Ni kawan sia pemes ni di FS & FB psl dia punya 'sot' wayar..Jan mara kio!). Siuk ni so sia kungsi sama kamurang laa..

KEJAMNYA DUIT... Sesuai dengan orang zaman sekarang ni!!!

TIADA DUIT pelihara BABI,

ADA DUIT pelihara ANJING...

TIADA DUIT stay rumah MAKAN SAYUR,

ADA DUIT pegi restoran MAKAN DAGING...

TIADA DUIT terpikir mau KAHWIN,

ADA DUIT terpikir mau CERAI! !....

TIADA DUIT Bini cum Secretary,

ADA DUIT Secretary cum BINI~ ~ ~ :-P

TIADA DUIT bergaya macam ADA DUIT

ADA DUIT bergaya macam TIADA DUIT...

Mengapa manusia seringkali tidak jujur???

Kata Main Saham umpama DADAH...senang ketagihan..tapi, nak juga Main..

Kata Perempuan umpama AIR...senang lari...tapi nak juga cari...

Kata Arak & Rokok memudaratkan kesihatan...tapi, suka pun~ ~ ~

Kata Syurga adalah tempat paling PERFECT...tapi tak pun teringin mau pigi????

Society sekarang ni...orang miskin makan sayur, orang kaya makan daging.Kaum lelaki kepingin mau Tinggi, Kaum pompuan kepingin mau Kurus! !..Kaum Haiwan pakai pakaian, kaum manusia pulak yang tak malu2 buka pakaian..lebih banyak yang didedah..lebih banyak kepuasan dorang dapat..(kunun lah tu~ ~ pieek! !)

Dulu-dulu....'Malam Pertama' khas untuk suami..Sekarang...hng, 'Kandungan Pertama' lah baru dibagi untuk suami.maksudnya, kalau ndak sampai mengandung, manalah orang sekarang ni mau kahwin???duh...Kalau di kampung, Ayam yang panggil orang.Tapi di kota metropolitan sekarang ni, orang yang panggil 'AYAM'! ! ! wakakakkakaka

Ada lagi...ada lagi...pasal bidang hiburan~ ~kalau artis-artis dulu dulu tu kan..Jual Seni tak Jual Badan.Tapi artis sekarang ni..waduh! !Jual Badan, Tak Jual SENI!!!!!!...buduh punya manusia...

Tapi itulah, sedarlah kawan-kawan sekalian...jagalah diri tu baik-baik yah..jangan jadikan diri tu seperti manusia (Ooppsss..patut saya panggil 'Haiwan' sudah tu kalau tabiat macam tu..kekekkeke). Kalau satu hari nanti saya nampak kamu bertebiat macam tu..hng, satu jak lah saya akan cakap sama kamu..

"SESUAI LAH DENGAN MUKA KAUuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p/s: Hahahah...Palis² harap teda laa kawan² sia jadi mcm tu...

Credit to Gme P.

A man walks into a restaurant
with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

The waitress asks them for their orders.


The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to
the ostrich, 'What's yours?'

'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.


A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That
will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket
and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again
and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries, and a coke.'

The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'

Again the man reaches into his
pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again.
'The usual?' asks the waitress.

'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,
baked potato and a salad,' says the man.

'Same,' says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the
order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'

Once again the man pulls the exact change
out of his pocket and places it on the table..

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity
any longer. 'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage
to always come up with the exact
change in your pocket every time?'

'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago
I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp.
When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared
and offered me two wishes. My first wish was
that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put
my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would
always be there.'

'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most
people would ask for a million dollars or something,
but you'll always be as rich as you
want for as long as you live!'

'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk
or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always
there,' says the man.

The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'

The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a
tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with
everything I say.'

Before you scroll down to read this I would like to inform you this is funny joke that I just received via email from my friend. You must are open minded and have sense of humor to read this ...