This is what will be happened if you leave her without informing them that you're on vacation. Learn from it guys!



p/s: trust me, I always do this to everyone...LOL!~

So if you want to be more attractive to women then the following attraction tips are guaranteed to help you.

1. Making The Best Of What You Have

You have a natural look you’re born with and even if you don’t look like Tom Cruise or Tom Clooney you can make yourself look good.

There are a number of things you can do watch your weight and make your body the best you can. Pay attention to personal hygiene and make sure you have the following.

Good skin. A healthy complexion is a must and simple diet changes and supplements will help. Also exfoliate weekly and use moisturizer to give you a healthy glow

Teeth. All women love a great smile so make sure you have one that gets you noticed. Today, teeth bleaching can give you beautiful teeth for under $100 and is a great investment

Get a haircut! There is nothing more unappealing than a bad haircut. If in doubt ask for advice on the best style for you. Finally, if in doubt cut it short its masculine and appeals to most women

2. Style

Clothes can make you look slimmer, broader and the colours you choose need to complement your natural colouring.

One of the major attractions for women is a well turned out guy and keep in mind women adore men in suits so dont be afraid to wear them.

If you don’t know what style’s suit you, get an appointment with an image consultant. In a few hours they will get you sorted.

You will never be attractive to women if you don’t have style so make sure you do.

3. Confidence

Most women like a confident man. Make sure you walk tall and that your body language is right. A confident man smiles a lot retains eye contact and does fidget, he projects himself with confidence and you can to.

Women simply love a man who has confidence which should not be confused with arrogance. Most women simply hate boastful men who are full of themselves

4. Manners

Old fashioned maybe, but what women doesn’t like having a punctual and attentive man who will take her coat open car doors and send her flowers? Don’t believe me try it and you will see.

5. Conversation

Women need mental stimulation and this comes from conversation make sure you learn the art of conversation (there is not enough room in this article to go into it see our other articles in this series) women love a man who communicates with them.

The old saying what is on the inside is just as important as what's on the outside could not be truer.

6. Have a Feminine Side!

We have said that women like a confident man but they also like a sensitive man. One who is open with his feelings and can communicate with them.

You can even cry women don’t mind it shows you as someone who really has feelings and emotions and is not cold.

You Need to Feel Good About Yourself

Aura is something that we cant quite define but it is the overall persona of you.
You will have a great aura if you feel good about yourself – Like yourself and have the above traits and you will project an aura that attracts women.

Attraction is hard to define exactly, but it is not just physical looks.
It’s the way you project, conduct yourself and your overall aura that is important to being attractive.

The above tips will help you become more attractive, confident and allow you to derive more from life.

By Sacha Tarkovsky

Sia ada satu story mo serita sikit sama kamurang dari kawan sia si G-me (Ni kawan sia pemes ni di FS & FB psl dia punya 'sot' wayar..Jan mara kio!). Siuk ni so sia kungsi sama kamurang laa..

KEJAMNYA DUIT... Sesuai dengan orang zaman sekarang ni!!!

TIADA DUIT pelihara BABI,

ADA DUIT pelihara ANJING...

TIADA DUIT stay rumah MAKAN SAYUR,

ADA DUIT pegi restoran MAKAN DAGING...

TIADA DUIT terpikir mau KAHWIN,

ADA DUIT terpikir mau CERAI! !....

TIADA DUIT Bini cum Secretary,

ADA DUIT Secretary cum BINI~ ~ ~ :-P

TIADA DUIT bergaya macam ADA DUIT

ADA DUIT bergaya macam TIADA DUIT...

Mengapa manusia seringkali tidak jujur???

Kata Main Saham umpama DADAH...senang ketagihan..tapi, nak juga Main..

Kata Perempuan umpama AIR...senang lari...tapi nak juga cari...

Kata Arak & Rokok memudaratkan kesihatan...tapi, suka pun~ ~ ~

Kata Syurga adalah tempat paling PERFECT...tapi tak pun teringin mau pigi????

Society sekarang ni...orang miskin makan sayur, orang kaya makan daging.Kaum lelaki kepingin mau Tinggi, Kaum pompuan kepingin mau Kurus! !..Kaum Haiwan pakai pakaian, kaum manusia pulak yang tak malu2 buka pakaian..lebih banyak yang didedah..lebih banyak kepuasan dorang dapat..(kunun lah tu~ ~ pieek! !)

Dulu-dulu....'Malam Pertama' khas untuk suami..Sekarang...hng, 'Kandungan Pertama' lah baru dibagi untuk suami.maksudnya, kalau ndak sampai mengandung, manalah orang sekarang ni mau kahwin???duh...Kalau di kampung, Ayam yang panggil orang.Tapi di kota metropolitan sekarang ni, orang yang panggil 'AYAM'! ! ! wakakakkakaka

Ada lagi...ada lagi...pasal bidang hiburan~ ~kalau artis-artis dulu dulu tu kan..Jual Seni tak Jual Badan.Tapi artis sekarang ni..waduh! !Jual Badan, Tak Jual SENI!!!!!!...buduh punya manusia...

Tapi itulah, sedarlah kawan-kawan sekalian...jagalah diri tu baik-baik yah..jangan jadikan diri tu seperti manusia (Ooppsss..patut saya panggil 'Haiwan' sudah tu kalau tabiat macam tu..kekekkeke). Kalau satu hari nanti saya nampak kamu bertebiat macam tu..hng, satu jak lah saya akan cakap sama kamu..

"SESUAI LAH DENGAN MUKA KAUuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p/s: Hahahah...Palis² harap teda laa kawan² sia jadi mcm tu...

Credit to Gme P.

A man walks into a restaurant
with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

The waitress asks them for their orders.


The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to
the ostrich, 'What's yours?'

'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.


A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That
will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket
and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again
and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries, and a coke.'

The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'

Again the man reaches into his
pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again.
'The usual?' asks the waitress.

'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,
baked potato and a salad,' says the man.

'Same,' says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the
order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'

Once again the man pulls the exact change
out of his pocket and places it on the table..

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity
any longer. 'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage
to always come up with the exact
change in your pocket every time?'

'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago
I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp.
When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared
and offered me two wishes. My first wish was
that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put
my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would
always be there.'

'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most
people would ask for a million dollars or something,
but you'll always be as rich as you
want for as long as you live!'

'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk
or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always
there,' says the man.

The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'

The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a
tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with
everything I say.'

Before you scroll down to read this I would like to inform you this is funny joke that I just received via email from my friend. You must are open minded and have sense of humor to read this ...